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Take a beautiful, lusty woman, marry her to an older bombastic man with a large phallus, mix in her handsome young lover, stir in a lascivious hag, add her huge dog Quido, blend with a bottle of super fine brandy, whisk in generous portions of greed and handfuls of duplicity. For dressing use early 20th century styles, place out in a small town in rural Vermont. Wait thirty seconds or less for the fun and laughter to begin. Warning: extra hot, extra spicy. May cause belly laughs, side splitting howls, can't catch your breath spasms, crossed leg syndrome and/or damp undies. We will not be responsible if it becomes addictive. If you give away the ending you will be barred from the theater until the next time you come.